Boat Drinks - Courtesy of Jimmy "The Saint" Tosnia.

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Dagney? That's your name? Tremendous name. My name's Jimmy and I have just one single impulsive question. Are you in love? 

Dagney: What? 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: At the present time, are you in love? 

Dagney: Why? 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Because if you are, then I won't waste your time. I'm really not the type of man to impede another man's happiness. However, if you're not presently in love then I will continue my rhapsody, because if I may say so, Dagney, you are most definitely the bees' knees. 

Dagney: Does this rap ever work? 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Alas, in the old days. Now I rarely get a chance to try it. But you haven't answered my question. 

Dagney: I forgot it. 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Are you in love? 

Dagney: Well there is someone... 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: But? 

Dagney: We date... I have memorized his phone number, but I won't use his toothbrush... We're somewhere in between and he's crazy about me. 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: As he should be. You glide. 

Dagney: I glide? 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide... Tell me about it. What's his name? Chip? 

Dagney: Alex... 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Same thing. Does he make you thump? 

Dagney: Define thump. 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Thump. When you think about him, you can't eat You can't sleep. You forget about man's inhumanity to man. Does he do that for you? 

Dagney: That's a ridiculous concept. No one can do that. 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Girls who glide need guys who make them thump. Have dinner with me. 

Dagney: Aren't we the sultan of segue? 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: It's a beautiful month. Just have dinner with me. 

Dagney: Are you going to make me thump? 

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Or die trying.

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